Poor, Poor Gwyneth Paltrow

I've never been one of those envious people who hate the rich simply because they're rich. I usually hate them because they're douchenozzles. So when Gwyneth Paltrow complains about having it rough, I'm perturbed. According to Sun:

"I'm feeling mother guilt because my daughter's looking forward to going, but my son always says, 'I don't want to leave my London house' - and I feel pretty guilty about that. "I just try to say, 'Well, but we're going to swim and it'll be sunny.' I try to point out the positives."

"But when I'm always there, and I'm always doing school runs and I'm always around - and then I just disappear for 14 hours a day to film - it's hard."

Here's an idea: pull a Joaquin Phoenix and quit acting. Pursue a career in toilet cleaning or something. You'll have plenty of time to hang out with your kids in London, and you'll clean a mean commode. Win-win.

3.20.09 at 01:50:51 PM