The Spice Girls Shall Never Die

It was my impression that all of the Spice Girls were either dead, homeless, or married to David Beckham. It appears that Ginger Spice or whatever this one was called is doing pretty well aside from a couple of crooked boobies. This is Geri Halliwell at the premiere of "The Boat That Rocked," a movie that's runtime is probably longer than the Spice Girls' careers. Ohhh burn.