According to AP, Madonna is in Malawi looking for another child to adopt. Of course, Malawi is in Africa because she wouldn't possibly adopt a needy American child. That would be racist.
An official at the Malawi welfare department said the pop star had filed adoption papers.
Another person in Malawi close to the case said Madonna would be in Malawi this weekend, and a court could hear her adoption case as soon as Monday.
A U.S. government official confirmed that an adoption bid by Madonna was under way. They all spoke on condition of anonymity due to the sensitivity of the subject.
Another person in Malawi close to the case said Madonna would be in Malawi this weekend, and a court could hear her adoption case as soon as Monday.
A U.S. government official confirmed that an adoption bid by Madonna was under way. They all spoke on condition of anonymity due to the sensitivity of the subject.
I can only imagine that as Madonna enters their village, all of the kids immediately scatter and hide in their huts or whatever they live in. Surely word has reached them that she's collecting their kind and building her own multinational army. I'd be scared, too.
