Fergie is a 52 Year Old Man

I realize there's a such thing as parting your hair, but there's a little too much skin on the top of Fergie's head to say she's not balding. Female pattern baldness would suck enormously, kinda like erectile dysfunction for men, so I'll keep my insults under control for this one. Now where's my Levitra?

3.27.09 at 01:08:33 PM