Remember how earlier today I was talking about how Britney Spears' new video features a nice little pig dancing with a stripper pole? Well, here's a nice up-close view of the hog meat that is Britney's ass.
Just looking at these pictures makes me smell pork. And I'm not talking good pork... I'm talking like rotten chops that are buried in the kitchen trash underneath coffee grinds and old smelly banana peels.
Either way, it's always nice to get an intimate peak at what it's like to be Britney Spears. But, unfortunately, I feel like you'd have to go a hell of a lot further up her ass to get inside her crazy head.
Nevertheless, here she is. Grab a fork and dig in, kids.