Lindsay Lohan was driving a Maserati last week, and this made most people kinda curious since she's, you know, really poor now. Thanks to TMZ, we have the answer:
The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis -- a porn king who's produced such legendary classics as "Origami So Horny" and "Butt Sluts."
No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car -- but we're told there's no XXX catch to drive the ride. And as for the damage Lindsay's assistant caused to the whip, we're told Double D isn't even sweating it and will let Linz drive the car after it's been repaired -- an estimated $10,000 job.
No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car -- but we're told there's no XXX catch to drive the ride. And as for the damage Lindsay's assistant caused to the whip, we're told Double D isn't even sweating it and will let Linz drive the car after it's been repaired -- an estimated $10,000 job.
This is obviously a stepping stone to get Lindsay into the adult film industry. Anyone who can blow millions of dollars is also the type who will do anything to replace those millions, even if it includes starring in Butt Sluts Part 2. I can see that coming soon.
