Madonna is a Nice Woman

AP is reporting that Madonna is giving $500,000 to Italy to help with the earthquake.

Madonna has promised $500,000 to help victims of Italy's devastating earthquake, said Fernando Caparso, mayor of Pacentro, the mountainside village where two of the pop star's grandparents were born.

Carparso told The Associated Press on Wednesday that that he had spoken to the pop star's manager and that he was deeply moved by Madonna's effort to assist the town as well as surrounding areas.

"Madonna was the only one who could help us," he said. "Other then being a great singer, a great rock star and an intelligent woman, with this gesture she has become a great woman," he said.

First of all, that garbage about ancestry is just that - garbage. She's clearly only helping out in order to get on their good side so that adopting 6 Italian boys next year will go smoothly.

And second, once this Fernando Carparso guy kneels on a patch of carpet and bows to Madonna 3 times a day, she'll officially be his deity. He needs to take it easy on the compliments.

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