Now, I know that Kim Kardashian isn't all that large... she just has very large features... especially when it comes to her sexual features. But, for some reason, every time I look at her, I just see her as a giant.
I don't know why, but I just picture her living in a cave with as a giant Armenian brothel madame who eats midgets for breakfast and brushes her teeth with one of those industrial-sized hair brushes for horses.
But, you know what, even with all of that and the fact that her face resembles some sort of unidentifiable farm animal, I'm still attracted to her. And maybe you are too. So here she is being absolute thickness personified at the Hollywood Life Style Awards this weekend.
Enjoy the thickness, kids.
