Tony Romo Goes Blind

I'm not sure if it's the repeated camera flashes or Jessica Simpson's bright dress, but, either way, Tony Romo's eyes can't take it. The couple is heading to dinner in these pictures, so next time you go out with your wife or husband and a tribe of paparazzi jackasses don't mob you, be thankful.

Oh, and if there was any lingering doubt about Jessica's possible fatness, pretty sure these pictures put that to rest. Two months without eating goes a long way.

4.13.09 at 10:11:40 AM
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