There are Some Things You Just Don't Say

I love Hulk Hogan like a father because I grew up watching him tear his shirt off and beat the hell out of people only to finish them off with a simple leg drop. But I think the Hulkster might've crossed a line. This is from Page Six:

I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.

I can't blame Hulk for being upset over everything that's happened in his douchebag family, but you really shouldn't say you can relate to someone who cut a couple of heads off. It's a wee bit threatening.

4.15.09 at 12:11:02 PM