Stalking Britney Spears is so 1998

You are staring into the face of a stalker. A Britney Spears stalker. E!News says:

According to the Malibu/Lost Hills Station, an L.A. County Sheriff's deputy arrested 26-year-old Miranda Tozier-Robbins on suspicion of trespassing and disorderly conduct after security guards spied her peeping into Spears' abode.

After realizing, "Hey, that isn't the window washer," one of the private guards asked her to leave the prestigious Oaks neighborhood. When she seemed reluctant to do so, they physically escorted her off the property and called the cops.

E! News has exclusively learned that Tozier-Robbins auditioned for American Idol in Boston in October 2005 with the Spears tune "Everytime"--and made it to the second round.

Obviously, she didn't make it into the spotlight, but it was an improvement for her after being denied a golden ticket the previous year in Orlando. She subsequently blogged all about her experience.

In addition to listing Spears as her favorite artist, Tozier-Robbins wrote in her "about me" section: "I have issues but I'm working on them.

She's working on them by acting on them. That's a good idea. How do you think I got over my obsession with Megan Fox? That's right, had sex with her. Now I'm over it. She's not, but I am.

4.17.09 at 02:43:00 PM