Aside from marrying Demi Moore and being in that movie where he married Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher has basically just been causing trouble. Remember he took a picture of Demi in the bathroom and put it on Twitter? Well, apparently that worked because he beat out CNN for first Twitter-er to have over 1,000,000 followers. People has the breathtaking story:
Kutcher says he's donating 10,000 mosquito nets to the medical charity Malaria No More to celebrate, and the video-game publisher Electronic Arts says the millionth follower will become a character in "The Sims." Plus, there's the promised ding-dong-ditch of Ted Turner's Atlanta home to look forward to!
Gee, first we had that historic Presidential race and now this? What a year it's been. Now if they'd only give Tim Allen another show where he gets hurt trying to build stuff. At that point, I could die a happy little boy.

