Fortunately, I have an actual story to go along with these ridiculous pictures of Lindsay Lohan outside of a club in California. And the story is from E! Online:
She tells E! News exclusively that, despite reports saying otherwise, she is not interested in being a lead performer in Peepshow, the burlesque production at Las Vegas' Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino currently starring Mel B and Kelly Monaco.
But Lohan, who saw Peepshow over the weekend, says that for the right amount of money, she would be open to making a onetime appearance in the Sin City spectacle. "One show as a guest would be fun," she says, adding that she'd do it just "for play."
But Lohan, who saw Peepshow over the weekend, says that for the right amount of money, she would be open to making a onetime appearance in the Sin City spectacle. "One show as a guest would be fun," she says, adding that she'd do it just "for play."
Of course one show as a guest would be fun...because it pays actual dollars. Something she lacks these days. It's only a matter of time before she delves into the world of adult film, so watch out for that. You read it here first. Actually, you probably didn't. I get no exclusives. F my life.
