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Britney Spears Cleavage

Remember how I said that Britney Spears may or may not end up working at your local gas station? Yea, well it looks like that's not gonna happen because she may or may not have a different new job than we expected!

TMZ reports:

"Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender. We're told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did -- then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel's "Cameo Bar.""

See, that's great, Britney's getting out there and taking on some responsibility with a shiny, new job. Oh wait? The job comes with unlimited amounts of booze? Sweet deal! Oh, that might not be good for those court-ordered drug and alcohol tests that she's required to take to keep her kids?

Ahh, what's losing you kids when there's free rum to drink at your new job? According to that thought process, Britney's just like a pirate. Only instead of having an eye patch and a peg leg, she's just fat.

10.09.07 at 01:15:37 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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