Aha! Oprah is Ridiculous

If you haven't given up all hope in humanity, you might after you read about Oprah and Mutual of Omaha Bank's legal battle. TMZ says:

Just a few days ago, Oprah's lawyers fired off a cease and desist letter to Mutual of Omaha demanding they shut down their plans to run a gigantic advertising campaign with the slogan, "Official sponsor of the aha moment."

In the letter, sent April 21, Oprah's peeps claim they have the rights to the "Aha Moment" slogan and they threatened to sue because O doesn't want Mutual to mislead her fans into thinking she's associated with them.

But Mutual of Omaha is fighting back with a lawsuit, claiming that even if Oprah had trademark rights to the phrase, she "abandoned" those rights by failing to "police their alleged mark" when other businesses used it in the past.

There are serious problems in the world such as genocide and people falling off of ladders, and Oprah feels the need to sue over a stupid slogan that pretty much everyone on Earth has said at one point. I hope that bank wins, and then I kinda hope Oprah falls off a ladder. Just kidding, please don't sue me.

4.24.09 at 04:25:24 PM