Pam Anderson Had a Rough Wedding Weekend

Pam Anderson Married

Remember how Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon got a marriage license last week? Yea, well, they got married over the weekend and just as you probably imagined, it was quite the classy affair.

TMZ reports:

"Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon's wedding was a real lavish affair, reports Gatecrasher, featuring a fake wedding cake, a white denim miniskirt, and a groom whom the bride calls "Scum." Pam and Rick -- whom Anderson called "Scum" on her blog announcing their wedding -- were married during the 90 minute break between Hans Klok's magic shows at the Mirage, where Pam is his assistant. The wedding cake was made of out cardboard, because the baker didn't have enough notice to make a real one."

And now here's the aftermath of the wedding weekend... Pam looking all beat up after nights of partying and love-making with former Paris Hilton sex-tape co-star and current husband Rick Salomon.

Wow, a third marriage, and it seems like Pam has aged overnight! She's looking like she's deteriorated since these Pamela Anderson bikini pictures... and in these bikini candids too... oh, and in these bikini pictures as well.

Ah, after seeing those bikini shots and returning to the pic shown above, it looks like she's devolved from one hot Hollywood mommy to a run-down chain-smoking project-housing single mom. For such an overused and overexposed white trash celeb, though, you have to admit, she's always walking around with a pair of nice, fresh melons, isn't she?

10.09.07 at 04:21:15 PM