The Vacation That Would Never End

Okay, now that Lindsay Lohan is on her 16th day vacationing in Maui, I think it's time for her to come back to California where she can be a broke lesbian again. I wrote like 4 articles less than a month ago about how Lindsay has no money at all, yet her Hawaii vacation seems to be permanent. At least this confirms that I do, in fact, know nothing and you should consider this site a big web of idiotic lies. Wait, no, come back...it's all true!