Holly Madison has a Bruise

Why do women bruise so easily? I swear I could let a tribe of midgets beat my thighs with baseball bats for half an hour and not show any sign of the abuse, yet a woman bumps her leg on the end of the couch and has a bruise for 3 months. Must be some sort of anti-abuse mechanism built into our bodies from the caveman days. Anyway, here's Holly Madison and her bruise in some weird pink outfit.