Eva Longoria Rallies for Cancer

Is it just me or is calling an event "Rally for Kids with Cancer" kinda morbid? I don't think cancer needs any kind of rally, it seems to be doing pretty well on its own. But anyway, it's only appropriate that Eva Longoria's ugliness was there. I'll never understand the fascination with her, and I'd also like to know why Tony Parker isn't somewhere crying after getting molested up and down the court by the Mavs last week. Oh well.