Britney's new album Blackout will be released two weeks sooner than anticipated. The Sun UK reports:
Sources also tell The Sun:
So, there you have it, you can get your filthy little hands on Britney's album even before this month ends. You know what that means... change of plans for the Halloween costume. I'm going as Britney Spears and I'm carrying a boombox on my shoulder with her new album playing on loop. If that doesn't have the children running away in terror, I don't know what will.
That's not all though, I'll go buy a few nice big "Venti" Frappachinos and a few packs of cigs to suck down throughout the night. Oh, and when kids come to my door for candy, I'll do what Britney herself would do... I'll flash them my crotch. That way, this year, when I'm in court for doing that I can say that my exposed crotch was just part of the costume. Like a charm, kids... my plan is going to work like a charm!!!
And who said Britney's failures weren't another man's gain?
