Michael Jackson Gets Sued for $44 Million

Michael Jackson's former publicist is apparently getting hit hard in this crappy economy, so she's doing what any noble person would do and is suing Michael Jackson. Reuters reports:

Raymone Bain, who represented Jackson during his 2005 trial and acquittal on child sex abuse charges and later managed his business company, filed a breach of contract civil lawsuit against the singer in Washington, D.C.

She said in a statement that she had decided "with deep regret" to sue Jackson, describing him as someone "whom I have greatly admired and respected."

But she added; "Unfortunately, Mr. Jackson has elected not to honor the financial obligations of our contractual relationship, despite my numerous attempts to amicably resolve this matter. I am sincerely disappointed in Mr. Jackson's failure to honor his obligations."

I think this Raymone woman needs to understand that when you're both black and white and both man and woman, sometimes these things slip your mind. Whatever services she did for Michael, I know they weren't worth $44 million since basically nothing is worth $44 million except possibly a one-night stand with Megan Fox that ends with Ed McMahon showing up with one of those giant sweepstakes checks that he's always giving to fat hillbillies.

5.07.09 at 12:07:07 PM