Why Some Areas Weren't Meant to be Bleached

Sacha Baron Cohen went to the hospital recently after bleaching the area where the sun doesn't shine, barring you aren't laying ass-up on a Florida beach right now. TMZ reports:

He was simply trying to bleach the hair around his batcave for a movie role -- when Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly broke out in a rash so bad, he couldn't sit for days.

Several British reports claim Cohen, who was prepping to play "Bruno" in his upcoming Borat-style flick, was taken to a hospital after experiencing what sources are saying was a "burning sensation that spread."

A burning sensation that spread? Yeah, that's an STD. I just hope his wife Isla Fisher doesn't spill the beans that she gave it to him after sleeping with me. Because that's completely true and he won't be happy.

5.08.09 at 10:59:14 AM