Yea, so I've made it clear that Hilary Duff is officially hot these days. And in terms of being an opportunity to take in her hotness, yesterday was no exception. Here's Hilary on the set of her new movie Greta hanging out on a roof in some really short denim cut-offs. Nothing like a pair of short shorts on a chick who's on a roof to brighten up your day.
I never thought I would ever say this sentence in my life, but I'm jealous of the harness guy. Look at him with his big black gloves pawing Hilary like he's an animal trainer preparing a rowdy orangutan for an exhibit at the zoo.
If he was really smart, he would do what I did on the set of Hilary's last movie. When she was up on the top of a building and she needed a harness for safety, I told her she'd be fine and that if anything bad were to happen, I'd provide her with a safe landing spot. And, clearly, "by safe landing spot," I meant my crotch.
Needless to say, one time I told Ramon, one of the cameramen on set, to give her a little nudge off of the roof when she wasn't looking so I could "test out the landing spot." My plan worked, but producers soon caught on and they foiled my evil plan and kicked me right off the set.
A lawsuit may or may not be pending... I can't really talk about right now... but let me tell you, for such a display of brilliance and the moment of pleasure that ensued... it was worth any sentence they can throw at me! And Hilary, if you're reading this... I did it for you, Hilary! I did it all for you! Remember me as the courts strip me of my dignity!
In the meantime, here's Hilary being hot in short shorts. Enjoy, kids.
