Lindsay Lohan says she found love in rehab with this kid. Access Hollywood reports:
Specifically, sources indicate that the young man shown in these pictures is Riley Giles himself, Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend. That dude in the Wu-Tang shirt coming out of the store with her!
What happened? Did she go in the store and find that kid in there holding up the place with a cap gun so he could score a couple hundred for a hot new pair of Jordans? I know kids just like him. In fact, I think I went to high school with this kid. He sat with all the hip-hop kids in the cafeteria and every once in a while he would get up and do some ridiculous break-dance move he had been practicing the night before in front of a mirror in his basement just so he could fit in with the minorities.
Now that I think of it, isn't that how K-Fed was when he was younger? Maybe if this kid's lucky he'll knock Lindsay up and then take her money and her kids once she starts doing coke and getting charged with DUI's again.
I guess this is the new path to success for no-talent random dudes. That's it! All right, I'll talk to you guys later. I gotta go get a tight line-up and pick up a pack of over-sized White-T's, then go kick this kid's ass. I'll have Lindsay pregnant in no time! What? Was that inappropriate? Well, all I have to say is... don't hate the player, kids... hate the game!
Here's Lindsay and the dude at Cucina Toscana in Salt Lake City yesterday.
