Hayden Panettiere is South of Houston

Because I know nothing about geography and thought Iraq was an island off the coast of Florida until 3 months ago, I had to look up what it meant for Hayden Panettiere to be in "SoHo." Turns out it means South of Houston, yet it's in New York City. See, this is why I didn't pay attention in school and always had dreams of starting a blog where I talk about hot girls and little people with white shirts and white bras. I'm a visionary.