Charlize Theron looks pretty good. I don't think she's "The Sexiest Woman Alive," but Esquire does. Esquire magazine has named Charlize Theron as "The Sexiest Woman Alive" and used this photoshoot to prove it. I mean, she does look great in this shoot... but I would say it's a bit of false advertising because I've seen her in a bikini in Belize and it was just O.K. Ha... Charlize in Belize... that rhymes... eh hem... sorry.
Anyway, here's Charlize Theron being pretty hot in Esquire. But check out how the magazine describes her in the shoot.
The writer for the shoot had these disturbing remarks with us:
Wow, that's creepy... why do I suddenly feel like I'm lost in a world where everyone talks like their in a late-night softcore porn movie on Cinemax?
Oh, wait, it gets worse... the writer says:
Okay, forget Cinemax... those words sound more familiar. I'm having flashbacks to when I was a little school boy and my parents forced me to go to church and do that whole "confession in a box" thing. You know, just you and a dirty old priest. He described me just how this writer describes Charlize. The only difference is Father Bob asked me over to the rectory because he wanted "to bake me some cookies." Yea, lets just say I haven't touched a cookie to this day. I did always wonder what happened to Father Bob after he left the rectory. I shall wonder no longer... it's clear he writes for Esquire now.
