Here's Kim Kardashian being big, round, and busty as usual. I swear, she has to have some critters and maybe a few small farm animals living inside that ass. I mean, it's such a naturally massive canopy, it could provide adequate shelter for at least a few sheep and maybe a goat or two. Pretty soon, if they stay there long enough, legend has it that she may grow some hooves herself.
Oh wait, the hooves are just because she's actually a she-devil disguising herself with sexually pleasing features to draw attention away from her evil plan to destroy the world with her fellow she-devil friend, Paris Hilton? I have to admit, seeing her all dressed up in devil red like this kind of scares me.
There's this whole big vision in my head where I'm in the inner-most circle of hell and Satan rises above me with his massive hooves and his pointy tail... and when I look up, I see Kim's face and torso attached to the devil's lower half as she attempts to suffocate me with her massive breasts as some sort of cruel, hellish punishment.
In fact, maybe I didn't make that up... in fact, in some translations of Dante Aligheri's The Inferno in it's original Italian, the word "devil" and "Kim Kardashian" are interchangible... I bet you didn't know that. And who said you couldn't learn anything from a celebrity blog!
Anyway, here's Kim looking devilish in a red dress at the "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" premiere party yesterday.
