Somehow Paris Hilton managed to get invited on a boat owned by a close friend of Elton John. That in itself just doesn't seem right. It would be like Scarlett Johansson inviting a rapist over for dinner. But anyway, she got kicked off the boat. Mirror has the story:
As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn't care who was looking.
"They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour.
"Everyone congratulated the captain.
"They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour.
"Everyone congratulated the captain.
I'm not sure what the captain expected. Acting indecent is what Paris does. If she didn't, everyone would completely forget she exists since I still have no idea what she's ever done. I think she was in a movie once where she died violently. That was funny.
