You know, I don't really mind Bruce Willis, but I've never particularly ever wanted to be him. The whole "Yippie-ki-yay Martha Fowker" just annoys me, and he really lost a lot of respect from me in the late eighties. What!? I was a very serious and opinionated 5-year-old when that movie came out.
But once I saw Bruce at the Heart of Gold Ball yesterday being sandwiched by Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova, my whole outlook on him as a human being changed. I mean, sure he may feel weak and feeble after losing his wife to a young Ashton Kutcher, but nothing says revenge by having a smokin' hot latina on your right and a gorgeous Czechoslovak on your left.
I mean, that's just the definition of a pimp. When you've got a shiny bald head and you look like a really mean turtle, and you're hanging out with two of the hottest chicks in Hollywood, that's just ballin'.
In fact, it has been reported that a few hardcore rappers that passed by and saw this Eva-Petra sandwich and immediately turned to Bruce and yelled out "BAAAALLIN'."
That's because when rappers see other dudes acting like "pimps," they are sometimes referred to as "ballers," and thus, they feel the need to scream out the word "BALLIN'" in a really high-pitched, drawn out voice. I know this. Some of my closest friends... they listen to rap music. That's how I know, so I'm pretty much an expert Hip Hop connoisseur really. Yea, no big deal.
Anyway, enjoy Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova being absolutely smokin' hot. I don't know which one I like better... I think it's a mood thing. One day you want some arroz con pollo, the next day you want a Pilsner and some schnitzel. At the end of the day, both dishes are delicious.
