According to sources and commercials on my television last night, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have quit the horrible show, "I'm a Celebrity...Get me out of here." AP reports:
"I'm a Celebrity" airs from the Costa Rican jungle, with semi-famous people competing for food, supplies, money for their chosen charities — and TV screen-time.
But as Spencer explained, "Super-celebrities don't belong in the jungle. They belong in Hollywood with the paparazzi."
The worst part about them quitting is that now there's no chance of a Costa Rican jungle monster ridding the world of Spencer and letting me finally make my move on Heidi. I still think she would be halfway tolerable if douchebaggy bag over there went back to his boy band or where ever he might've come from.