Megan Fox and Shia Go for Coffee or Something

Now that Megan Fox and Shia Lebasfaofiawufei have been in two Transformers movies together, they've apparently become best friends. I used to like him, but now I'm just jealous and angry. My therapist says I need to accept that Megan Fox would never "in a million years, not if you were the last human being on earth, you psychotic bastard" date me. I'm having trouble though, still holding out hope.