So David Carradine Probably Didn't Kill Himself

If you actually use this site as your only source of celebrity news, then not only are you kinda crazy but you would be seriously misled right now about David Carradine since my last post about it said he hanged himself. Over the weekend, a lot more details came out including, according to TMZ:

David Carradine's hands were tied above his head when he died -- turns out, in the world of auto-erotic suspension, it's an easy task to master.

Brent Turvey, a forensic scientist and criminal profiler who has studied auto-erotic asphyxiation, has examined the photo of Carradine's body published in a Thai newspaper. The photo shows the body with a rope around his neck hanging in a closet ... Carradine's hands were tied above his head.

Turvey says it's simple for someone to tie rope around his/her hands, by loosely tying the hands in front -- then raising them up to tighten.

Turvey says undoing the knot is easy as well, allowing for a quick escape.

Turvey says, "By tying his hands above his head, and bending his knees in a sitting position, he can easily stand up and untie his hands with his teeth. Choking in this position is an accident that usually results from the rope being left on the neck a few seconds too long."

Since we first reported Friday that Carradine's hands may have been tied, there has been a lot of speculation it's evidence of foul play. But apparently it's actually consistent with accidental death.

First of all, this Turvey guy seriously needs to get a life. And second, am I a bad person for laughing uncontrollably about this whole story? I realize death isn't funny, but sometimes it just is.

6.08.09 at 10:11:16 AM