Pam Married Rick Salomon Because She's Pregnant!?

Pamela Anderson Virgin Party

Turns out Pamela Anderson had a real reason for marrying amateur pornstar and professional scumbag Rick Salomon.

MSNBC reports:

"With a couple disastrous marriages behind her, what possessed Pamela Anderson to jump into her recent quickie nuptials with Rick Salomon? Well, other than her legendary poor judgment? In Touch Weekly reports that it had something to do with the fact that Pam is two months pregnant!"

Despite Pam's dismissal of the possibility of a pregnancy, friends offer contrary words. MSNBC further explains:

"Just days ago, Pam dismissed the rumors in her online diary, stating, “Not pregnant. Just very happy.” But a friend of the blonde bombshell confirmed it to In Touch. “Pam says that the pregnancy is fate and an incredible blessing.” In fact, ITW reveals that the day Pam received positive results from a pregnancy test was the same day she and Rick applied for their marriage license."

So, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon will have a love child. The world should rejoice, because with their genes, this kid is guaranteed to find a cure for cancer. Ahh, who are we kidding?.. the only "guarantees" this kid will be making will be from behind the register of a Men's Warehouse. "You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it!" Random, I know. Prophetic, definitely.

Oh and here's Pam doing what every loving pregnant mother would do for her unborn child... she's partying in Vegas and getting tossed around by Virgin Airlines mogul Richard Branson. It's not much of a surprise Branson gravitated over toward Pam though, he always was a sucker for big massive balloons.

10.11.07 at 03:05:21 PM