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Keeley Hazell Lingerie Calendar

Keeley Hazell pictures are always hot. Especially when she's in lingerie. If you remember, we have the original lingerie photos from the Zoo magazine shoot that would later be used for her official 2008 calendar. You know what, let me refresh your memory with them right here! So, there you go!

See, I just love to give you guys little gifts like this. I'm kinda like Santa Claus in that respect, only I'm not fat and I don't have a white beard.

Hmm, now that I think of it, I'm a lot less like Santa I'm more like one of those Dads from those old Folgers coffee commercials around the holidays that depict a somewhat handsome, relatively normal guy up all night building a bike for his kid on Christmas Eve and then in the morning he "wakes up to Folgers in his cup" and his hot wife sees all the effort he put into the bike and then she gives him that "Oh you're getting the best sex ever tonight look..." Yea, I'm more like that guy. Only without the scruffy beard and the flannel shirt. Anyway, the point is, I did this for you, kids. Just because I care that much. I know, I'm a sweetheart.

So, pour yourselves a cup of Folgers and just enjoy what I've done for you here.

10.12.07 at 12:37:21 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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