Jessica, Please Put the Child Down

While shooting for a movie in Oklahoma City, Jessica Alba and/or her people decided to staple flyers about sharks to people's personal property. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Fortunately for Jessica, she won't be facing any charges according to sources:

Police have decided against pursuing a criminal vandalism case against Jessica Alba over some posters that were plastered around downtown Oklahoma City.

Police Sgt. Gary Knight said none of the owners of property on which the posters were placed wanted to press charges against Alba, who has apologized.

Spreading the word about how bad it is that sharks are dying off is like spreading the word that child murders are down. Just let them all die and screw the ecosystem. Sharks, not children.

In honor of Jessica still being criminal record-free, here are some various shots of her in Paris this past weekend.

6.16.09 at 10:26:41 AM