Although she may be getting up there in age, Pamela Anderson bikini pictures never get old! She looks good for an old broad.
But I always wondered what it would take to get with a chick like this. I mean, between Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and now Rick Salomon... what did they do? Did they go up to her and say "hey, do you have any worthless scumbag in you?" And she said "Ummm... no." To which they all responded with the trusty old "Would ya like some?" And, boom, that's it, the panties came flying off. Yea, that's gotta be it, because I'm searching my head for possibilities, and that's the only thing that makes sense.
Regardless of how he got there though, Rick Salomon is Pam's guy right now. After the new marriage, their union is not only legal, but sacred. It's great just to see Pam happy, really. Look at Rick out on the beach in Malibu with his new wife as she frolics with her puppy and her children... he fits right in with the whole family.
Plus, I think Rick is going to be a great role model for the kids. Just think, once the kids are all grown up and their own no-talent careers are failing and their in desperate need of producing a successful sex-tape, they'll have one of the all time greats sitting in their own living room to give them loving advice. In fact, forget advice, I wouldn't be surprised if years from now you see Rick stepping right in there coaching them on each and every well-timed night-visioned love stroke that they make. If that's not a loving step-dad, I don't know what is.
So, all that is left to say is congratulations, Pam, on many dignified years of happiness and integrity with your new husband. Now if you'll excuse me as I stare at your cougarific bikini-clad ass...
Here's Pam in Malibu with the fam on Saturday. Enjoy, kids.
