Everyone knew it was coming. Most actually couldn't wait for it. And it finally happened - Perez Hilton got a beating. The most bizarre part is that instead of calling the police, he decided to "Tweet" for the police to come. Yeah, seriously. According to TMZ:
After last night's MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Perez posted to his Twitter: "I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
But cops in Toronto tell us it was the general manager of the Black Eyed Peas -- Polo Molina -- who is under investigation and he turned himself in to police early this morning.
How far removed from reality do you have to be to post on Twitter that you need help? That's like e-mailing 911 or something. Ridiculous. But it's brilliant because it's even more publicity for Perez. I need to go get a beatdown from Adam Sandler or Mr. T to get this blog some extra popularity. Stay tuned.