Here's the always young and sexy Hayden Panettiere grabbing some coffee and walking around with one of those paper crowns you get at Burger King. Although it may reveal a bit of her innocence and youth, you can't deny that the crown is suiting, because in my eyes, Hayden is my own little princess, and she should be treated that way, dammit!
You know, seeing Hayden walking around holding that ever-so-symbolic paper crown with stains all over her shirt is kind of an eerie reminder of a rough night I had a few weeks ago...
It was a couple of Tuesdays back and I had one too many Jaeger bombs with a few of my buddies after we each got blow-out haircuts after work... and then somehow I ended up roaming the streets at night alone and I found myself in a Burger King, you know, for a couple of Rodeo cheeseburgers and an eight-piece chicken finger Kids Meal...
Everything was going smoothly until the small foreign man behind the counter wouldn't give me the paper crown with my meal! He was telling me something about "yes, sir, you did order the kids meal, but the hat is only for real kids!" After some drunken, semi-coherent yelling at the little foreign man, he gave in... it may or may not have had anything to do with the fact that I threatened to take him to the big-headed king... and/or have him deported.
Anyway, here's Hayden being hot even while she's wearing a ridiculous hat. All I have to say is, I'd take her to Burger King... and I'd make sure she had all the sweet and sour sauce she could handle... if you know what I mean!!! No? Nothing? Well, you could imagine what it would be like.
Enough of me, here's Hayden. Enjoy, kids.
