Celeb Parasite

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Cleavage

These Jennifer Love Hewitt cleavage pictures bring back memories. I mean, these photos are more than just a brief flash of momentary pleasure, they mean something so much more to me. I mean, I spent a good portion of my adolescence staring at Jennifer's boobs. These things are fantastic. Their like big, perfectly round, beacons of light that shine upon my pre-pubescent past.

Ahh the love that Jennifer's boobs and I shared years ago was something special. Yet, I'll never forget that day when Jennifer's career began to fall off the map, and my visions of those luscious orbs began to fade. I was left alone... perplexed in this world... wondering if love would ever come to me again. I would stare off into space wondering both how it was physically possible for such large breasts on a girl with such a small-frame could walk without falling flat on her face and if those lovely little fun bags would ever come back into my life. But, years passed, and I matured... as Jenn's breasts began to live a new life... and sadly, there seemed to be no place for me in it...

But now, all of this has changed! Her breasts have finally crawled back into my life... and they are larger and more round than ever! Oh Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts... how I've missed you so! Come, let's get all caught up... you know, I couldn't have made it through those awkward phases of adolescence without you. What's that Jennifer's breasts? Did you say something? You've missed me? Awww, I've missed you too, breasts. I've missed you too.

Anyway, here's Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage at the 30th Annual Sojourn Shelter Services Gala over the weekend. Enjoy, kids.

10.15.07 at 11:01:15 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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