Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger. What?

Let me just say that I'm a straight man, but that would change very easily for Bradley Cooper. So to learn he and Renee Zellweger are a couple, I just don't buy it. She looks like a rough Wednesday night and he's the coolest guy ever. But OK! Magazine insists it could be true:

The pair, who co-star in the upcoming Case 39, were spotted together at Antonucci, an elegant Italian restaurant on NYC's posh Upper East Side, where one diner tells OK! that this was no friendly chow session.

"He pulled her chair out for her when she sat down and he kissed her on the hand," says the witness. "If they're just friends, they were being awfully affectionate!"

Renee and Bradley were seated at a corner table, where diners describe their behavior as "flirty," "relaxed" and "cute together."

Okay, so you have two attractive (one much more than the other), famous, rich people in their 30s together. They're co-starring in a movie together. And just because he pulls the chair out and they act flirty, they're dating? Silly diners. Silly, silly diners. I call total BS on this one, and I'm never wrong.

7.01.09 at 12:06:35 PM