Is it possible that Lindsay Lohan's new thug boyfriend is a good influence on her? Probably not, because he looks like an idiot. But, she went from racking up DUI's and doing enough cocaine to kill a small horse... to watching Cate Blanchett movies with friends!? WTF!?!
People Magazine reports:
Wow, I knew she was trying to straighten herself out... but this is too much! What else? Did she go out and buy a puppy and bring the little guy to a sleepover with friends while they stayed up all night in their pajamas eating smores trying to guess their secret crushes as they played an exciting game of Dream Phone!?!
This is madness! The world makes no sense to me anymore. People further reports:
What!? Now she's working on a "tango-themed" film? Wow, I can see it now on E! True Hollywood Stories... "Rehab and Recovery: How Lindsay Lohan Tangoed Her Way Back To Sobriety." I never thought I'd say this, but it looks like she might actually make it out alive if she keeps this up.
You know what, though... I'm kind of happy she's out in the real world and doing well. I missed seeing her big fake breasts while she was all hidden away in Utah at the Cirque Lodge rehab center over there. The only thing left is to lose the idiot with the Wu-Tang shirt. Don't get me wrong, Wu-Tang's great... little white boy punks who wear Wu-Tang shirts... not so great. I remember kids like that from high-school... they're all chain smoking, welfare-case drop-outs with illegitimate children... what's a kid like that doing with a celebrity? Like I've said before... who does he think he is? K-Fed?
