These Jessica Alba pictures are thought-provoking. I mean, yea, she looks stunning and elegant here at ELLE Magazine's 14th Annual Women in Hollywood event, but I can't get one very specific thought out of my head... look at that zipper down the middle of her dress!
Every time I look at that thing, whether I try to fight it or not, it takes me on this magical journey in mind which begins at the top of her dress and ends with Jessica and myself together on that Island from Happy Gilmore that Adam Sandler imagined with a hot chick in lingerie, unlimited pitchers of beer, and little midgets running around everywhere. Remember? I think it was called Happy's "Happy Place."
Yea, that's it... he always had trouble in high pressure situations until the black guy with the prosthetic hand told him to go to his happy place...
Yea, so, I don't know why, but seeing Jessica Alba being physically flawless takes me to that little imaginary world. I know, it might be a little crazy... every once in a while, if I concentrate really hard, I swear, just for a second, Jessica's actually there with me. But that may or may not be a side effect of this new medication my therapist put me on... probably not... I might just be crazy... but at least I can always say... hey, I'm not crazy, it's those pills that I take that make me crazy.
Enough of me, here's Jessica being hot as usual. Enjoy, kids.
