Kristen Bell at the 3.1 Phillip Lim Clothing Store in LA

I think if someone held a gun to my head and forced me to put on some clothes and leave this basement to find a girl to marry, Kristen Bell would be my first choice. She's roughly my age, she's cute as puppy poop, and she's rich. For all of those reasons, she probably wouldn't help me out of a pit of crocodiles, let alone marry me, but this is my blog and I'll say whatever I want. African Cheese Nuts! See?