OK! Magazine reports that Paris Hilton needs to show the world first-hand that she's not just a skank... she's a philanthropic skank. OK! says:
Call me old-fashioned, but doesn't making tons of T.V. money off of a reality show called "The Philanthropist" seem a bit oxymoronic? And by that I mean that she's a skank and she's going to exploit those poor little Rwandan refugees as much as she can by masking it with humanitarianism and philanthropy. And all this time you never believed me when I told you she was Satan living in a spoiled hotel heiress' body.
OK! further reports:
Yea, about the whole documenting everything thing, Paris... we kind of already knew that about you when the whole world saw you get railed by Rick Salomon in the modern-day classic film 1 Night in Paris. Skank.
Let's just hope the cameras are used for the right purposes this time, Paris. But then again, if this whole "The Philanthropist" reality show doesn't work out... don't just give up and leave... you could set up a nice alternative reality show.
Here's my idea... if people don't care about you pretending to love the poor, you could always start up "The Bachelorette," Rwanda edition. Just picture it, you could hand-select a group of about twenty or thirty local refugees and have them battle it out for a life of happiness with you. It would be an interesting social experiment.
Oh, and instead of giving each competing male a rose to move on to the next round, you could just throw cow dung at them... you know, so they feel more at home.
