Many sources believe that it won't be long before Lindsay Lohan relapses back into a world of alcoholism and drug addiction... some sources even believe that Lindsay has already strayed from her new-found state of sobriety. Specifically, E! online reports:
Lindsay at a bar... looking "less than refreshed," looking "awful" even... no! I don't believe it. Usually when I go out to a bar I'm feeling great... I stay up late hours of the night drinking cranberry juice and eating marshmallows, then I go back home, throw on a nice pair of furry feet pajamas and watch old episodes of Care Bears.
Of course Lindsay looked like hell! She just got out of rehab and probably just finished having sex with this dude in the Wu-Tang shirt, if that doesn't wear you out, I don't know what does. I'm actually buying into this whole Lindsay Lohan recovery thing. Honestly, I just want to see the poor girl get her life back together. It has nothing to do with the fact that slutty girls with emotional problems that translate into alcohol abuse and drug addiction turn me on.
Oh, and it also has nothing to do with the fact that she was looking smokin' hot in these knee-high leather slut boots last night. Nope, it definitely has nothing to do with the slut boots... I just want to see a poor, innocent girl make in this cold world. See, I'm so altruistic, I'm basically a modern-day Gandhi... only way more handsome.
