If you thought you've ever been through a messy break up, you clearly haven't heard about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson's split. US Magazine reports:
A sign at the entrance (of Tony Romo's home) reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN....JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.
(Simpson didn't exactly want to stick around: The singer paid $19,000 on July 15 to ship 37 boxes worth of her belongings from Dallas to L.A. overnight, a source tells Us.)
(Simpson didn't exactly want to stick around: The singer paid $19,000 on July 15 to ship 37 boxes worth of her belongings from Dallas to L.A. overnight, a source tells Us.)
I thought "Red Alerts" were only used for terrorist attacks and alien invasions. Apparently not though. And $19,000 to have boxes shipped from Dallas to LA? I would've personally driven to Texas, picked them up in my Uncle Bert's box truck and drove them out to California for 400 bucks and 2 1/2 minutes alone with Jessica. I'm a fair guy.
