Sources close to Britney Spears tell OK! Magazine that Britney is trying hard to become a better parent. OK! Magazine reports:
That's sweet. But wait a minute... since when do you have to be trained to be a parent? It seems pretty simple. Feed the kid when it's hungry and change its diaper when it sh*ts itself. Is there something about that that's difficult? Sure, maybe you don't want to do that... but not wanting to be a parent and not knowing how to take care of your kids are two different things.
I mean, even I know how to parent. When they're hungry I throw as many Cocoa Puffs at their heads as they want... and when it comes to going to the bathroom... I've laid some old newspapers down in a nice spacious area in the corner of my dining room. Sure, they don't always make it there... but they're young... they'll come around soon. If that's not love, I don't know what is. Oh, speaking of love, OK! also writes that Britney loves her children. OK! further reports:
Maybe that's true. But what kind of love are we talking here? See, I like to think in relativistic terms. So, where do the kids end up in Britney's spectrum of living giving? Oh, what's that, they're ranked just above caramel Frappuccinos and just below her ugly little dog. Okay. Wait, but what if there's extra whipped-cream on the Frappuccino? Dammit! Now that just throws everything off!
Anyway, here's Britney in a pink top stopping by a Malibu Starbucks yesterday. Enjoy, kids... that is, if you like hog meat.
