Someone at an Oasis concert in Toronto yesterday decided running on stage and shoving Noel Gallagher was a good idea. It wasn't, but he did it anyway. I can't figure out why he would attack Noel instead of Liam considering at least Liam's a prick at times. Possibly because Liam would've slit his throat, I don't know.
For someone who typically can't stand Lindsay Lohan, I sure do post a lot of her pictures. So many in fact that I'm starting to like her. I didn't even laugh at her freckles this time.
She does look really good in these images though. They were taken at Fashion Week, and that's her lovely girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, with her in one of them. Of course by lovely, I mean she's probably a man.
Check them out below. All high resolution. All breast.
According to
TMZ, Vern Troyer's sex tape went on sale this morning. And that's awesome because I was just thinking, where can I see a midget penis today?
Verne Troyer is now on full display -- as of 5:00 AM today, his sex tape is online.
We're not promoting the site, but we can tell you the tape is available for the very small price of $9.95. We expect Verne's lawyers will come out swinging in about an hour.
There are very few things I wouldn't rather see than Vern Troyer having sex. I might watch 10 seconds of it if it fell from the sky, walked over to my DVD player, inserted itself, and just started playing. And that's only because a DVD just walked into my house. It deserves 10 seconds.
Do yourself and the world a favor and save the 10 bucks. Pick a random spam e-mail and buy whatever it's selling instead.
After Russell Brand decided to make fun of promise rings because, well, they're easy to make fun of, Jordin Sparks decided to put in her quick two cents about it. See the video below:
That was fat code language for: No one will have sex with me because I'm overweight and my face smells like a crusty vagina. Promise rings are all I've got. And a crappy album too. But mostly just a promise ring. Die, Russell Brand.
Much like the people who got ran over by tanks at Tiananmen Square, I refused conform when other Web sites posted these images in low quality. I knew someone some day would be bored enough to scan them in high resolution, and it turns out I was right.
So, here's Anna Kournikova looking like someone who would get her taser ready when someone like me comes within 15 feet.
Anyone who has seen A Clockwork Orange knows Malcolm McDowell from that, but otherwise, you probably know him as Mr. Linderman from Heroes. But in a few months, some kid is going to know him as "my old as hell Dad" according to
OK!:
Veteran actor Malcolm McDowell is going to be a dad for the fifth time — and he’s in a bit of a tizzy about it, he admitted to OK!
The Clockwork Orange star, 65, and his wife Kelley are expecting their third little boy and he also has a grown son and daughter from his marriage to second wife, Mary Steenburgen.
Malcolm — whose character Mr. Linderman appeared to have been killed off in the first year of the NBC show Heroes but is back this season — confided, “I’m a very active father of two — soon to be three — boys. They should be my grandchildren, but they’re my children, so go figure. It’s a very loud household!
I feel bad for the kid. His dad's going to be like 112 at his graduation party. Maybe everyone will just assume it's his great grandpa and make jokes behind his back about how he smells. That might be okay.
Aside from that, at least this whole pregnant thing gave us the news that Mr. Linderman is returning to Heroes. Still waiting to hear that Hayden Panettiere flashes her tits at everyone though. I know it'll happen though.
Well, kids, if you thought getting drunk at 13, having sex at 14, and doing drugs at 15 would stop you from winning at MTV's Video Music Awards, you were wrong.
Britney Spears went 3 for 3, winning Female Video of the Year, Best Pop Video, and Best Video of the Year.
So don't bother hiding your dirty needles and condoms. Britney has proved they can take you farther - and higher - than ever before. Just kidding. Don't do drugs. Sex might be okay though, I wouldn't know.
Britney on and off stage in the images below. Like all other pictures taken of Britney, here's to hoping these are the last.
