Before you get jealous that Brad Pitt is way more attractive than you, a lot richer than you, married to a hotter woman than you, and probably smells better after a disgusting Taco Bell trip to the bathroom, you should consider what his rainbow coalition of children do to him. Daily Mail reports:
But with six young ones and partner Angelina Jolie at home, he does get early nights when not working. "I'm a dad now – my partying ends at 6 p.m.," he told the Daily Mail.
Even my partying doesn't end til 7 and I haven't had a friend since kindergarten. I can't help but think Angelina Jolie talked him into all these different kids and now he secretly regrets it and wishes he was dead. Maybe. I do know his next movie, Inglorious Basterds, is going to be great though.
