Britney Spears' Twitter and MySpace Accounts Hacked

Someone might want to tell Britney Spears that using "password" as your password isn't all that safe. Her Twitter and Myspace ccounts were both hacked yesterday. The AP reports:

Messages on her Twitter profile Thursday purported to be from the 27-year-old pop star and claimed she worshipped the devil. The handful of unusual messages were deleted after Spears' management regained control of the account.

Her Twitter feed boasts more than 3.7 million followers and is updated by herself and her "team" of handlers. A message Thursday apologized for "any offense the hacker's messages caused."

Anyone who temporarily gains access to 3.7 million people and wastes it on a message about worshiping the devil should be removed from anything even remotely related to this society or any society. I would've posted an affiliate offer for some fake naked celebrity site claiming Britney has decided to bare all...and then I'd retire.

11.13.09 at 10:52 AM

Harry Potter Denies Smoking Pot

According to Reuters, British tabloid the Daily Mirror printed accusations that Daniel Radcliffe smoked some pot after a party. He's denying it because, well, why would he admit to it?

"We categorically deny the allegations regarding Daniel Radcliffe published in today's Daily Mirror," his spokeswoman said in a statement on Friday.

"Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this. We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations."

Denying it is one thing, but categorically denying it automatically makes you completely innocent. You don't just throw that word around unless you mean it. So leave Harry alone, he's 36 years old and still playing a kid with magical powers. He has enough to deal with.

11.13.09 at 10:47 AM

Cindy Crawford is the Latest Extortion Victim

Because he didn't get the memo about the other failed extortion attempts, some guy named Edis Kayalar allegedly has tried to extort up to $100,000 out of Cindy Crawford and her husband. Apparently he's threatening to release a picture of their 7 year old daughter. I have no idea why that's a big deal unless she's some kind of unknown experiment they've had going on in the basement for years. Anyway, I'll let the source take it from here:

Documents were filed in federal court saying that Edis Kayalar, a friend of a former nanny of Crawford and husband Rande Gerber, was threatening to sell the photo of the couple's 7-year-old daughter.

Crawford's rep says the photo was taken as part of a game of cops and robbers, without Crawford's knowledge. The docs say the nanny took the photos as a "prank" and that Kayalar stole the picture from her.

We're told Crawford and Gerber went to the cops, who turned it over to the FBI.

According to legal docs, Gerber paid Kayalar $1,000 for what he thought was the original photo. But Gerber claims Kayalar came back a few days later, claiming he still had a copy and demanded more money.

And this is curious .... according to the documents, Kayalar was arrested by the L.A. County Sheriff's Department on September 16, 2009, placed in federal custody by ICE agents for an immigration violation. He was then deported to Germany.

But it didn't end there ... The Feds say on November 1, 2009, Kayalar called the Crawfords from Germany and said he "had no choice now but to extort the victims for money because they had gotten him deported." He demanded $100,000 or else he'd release the photo to the media.

The moral of the story is, don't hire a nanny. Raise your own kid. Unless you have to work a lot in which case don't have a kid. See, I have it all figured out. Living in my parents basement really helps me see things clearly. It smells like a skunk that got ran over by a dump truck, but you get used to it after a while.

11.13.09 at 10:43 AM

Balloon Boy Parents Get Sentenced Today

The idiotic Colorado family who pretended their stupid kid was in a balloon will be facing the judge today. Richard and Mayumi Heence will officially receive their sentences today, which I can only hope are to fly around aimlessly in a balloon for 3 days without food or water. TMZ reports:

Richard was charged with attempting to influence a public servant, a felony. Mayumi was charged with false reporting to authorities, a misdemeanor.

Apparently they are going to receive 60 and 90 days in jail for these crimes. They really should get their wish of having their own reality show now. Just hook a camera up to the jail cell and put it on TLC or the Weather Channel or whoever will take it. I'd watch...and laugh.

11.13.09 at 10:35 AM

Rachel Bilson Looks Older

Usually, Rachel Bilson is wearing something really casual like a hoodie or an Indian chief hat, but yesterday she was spotted by the paparazzi wearing nice business attire. At least this is what I think business attire looks like, I've never really seen an actual businessman. I did see a few in a movie once, but you know how movies are. Losers like me end up with girls like Kate Beckinsale and, while that might seem like a likely scenario, it really isn't.

11.13.09 at 10:31 AM

Abigail Clancy Might Have a Hickey

Just before these pictures were taken, if that mark above Abigail Clancy's right breast is any indication, some guy got really lucky. Of course it could just be an allergic reaction to perfume or the result of a small animal attack, but I'm sticking with the first one. No wait, I think it was an animal attack. Yeah, probably.

11.13.09 at 10:26 AM

Sofia Vergara is the People's Choice

So maybe she isn't really the People's Choice, but she was there and she's my choice. Then again, I typically only require hairless legs when choosing a mate, and I'm pretty sure Sofia Vergara falls in that category. Could be wrong of course, but I'd enjoy finding out.